AJ & KRISTINA’S
WED AUG 5 · 6:00 PM
DOUBLE FEATURE
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SUPER TROOPERS DOUBLE FEATURE

Both movies. One night. Training for the third like the Founding Fathers intended: half-drunk, fully loud, zero cardio.

Bring a drink or snack to share. We’ll have tacos — and of course Liter-a-Cola. (This is not a juice cleanse.)

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Wednesday, August 5 · 6:00 PM

Do not call him Farva. (You will.)

THE DOUBLE FEATURE

1 · INDOORS

Super Troopers

Couches. Climate control. Maximum Farva.

Classic highway dumbassery. Keep your hands where we can see them… unless it’s the snacks. Then go deep.

“Littering and… littering and… what’s the third one?”

2 · OUTDOORS

Super Troopers 2

Pool · jacuzzi · projector · stars

Outside so God can watch (disappointed, but invested). Towel up. Pants encouraged by local wildlife. The projector is the only one with a hard schedule.

“Power move: claim a lawn chair early.”

THE PLAN (ROUGHLY)

  1. 6:00 PM Roll call. Drop your shareable drink/snack. Tacos. Liter-a-Cola. Meow if you’re late.
  2. Feature 1 Indoors — Super Troopers. Phones silent. Quiet-scene meows are encouraged crimes.
  3. Feature 2 Outside — Super Troopers 2 on the projector by the pool & jacuzzi. More climax than your last relationship (cinematically).
  4. After Hype Super Troopers 3. Argue canon. Deny how many quotes you yelled.
Night projector pool vibes
Feature 2 energy — night vision, chlorine optional
Popcorn
BYO snacks · house has tacos · Liter-a-Cola on standby

HOUSE CODE

  1. BYO drink or snack to share. Potluck is the law. We cover tacos + Liter-a-Cola.
  2. Meow at least once. In this friend group it means “I love you,” “pass the cola,” and occasionally “I peed a little.”
  3. Pool / jacuzzi: towels yes, glass in the water no, Farva hydration yes.
  4. Shenanigans: yes. Actual crimes: no. AJ & Kristina run this precinct.

BE THERE

AJ & Kristina’s

Wed Aug 5 · 6:00 PM · Troopers 1 → 2

BYO share · tacos + Liter-a-Cola · indoors then pool projector

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