🚨 HIGHWAY JUSTICE · COMEDY DIVISION
AJ & KRISTINA’S
DOUBLE FEATURE
Highway patrol comedy badge art

ALL UNITS: REPORT TO THE HOUSE

SUPER TROOPERS DOUBLE FEATURE

Training montage for the upcoming third movie.
Both films. One night. Zero legitimate law enforcement.

COUNTDOWN TO SHOWTIME · WED AUG 5 · 6:00 PM
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Target: Wednesday, August 5, 2026 · 6:00 PM · America/Los_Angeles

Pull over. Popcorn’s in the trunk. Attitude optional.

THE DOUBLE FEATURE (IN ORDER OF OPERATIONS)

FEATURE 1 · INDOORS

Super Troopers (2001)

a.k.a. “Where it all went wrong (perfectly)”

  • Climate control. Couches. Full snack jurisdiction.
  • Classic highway shenanigans. Farva energy: maximum.
  • Required viewing before anyone pretends they remember the plot.

“Littering and… littering and… what’s the third one?”

FEATURE 2 · OUTDOORS

Super Troopers 2 (2018)

a.k.a. “Borderline Canada, fully projector”

  • Pool + jacuzzi · outdoor projector screen.
  • Bring a towel. Bring layers. Bring zero dignity.
  • Stars above, sequel on the wall, chlorine in the air.

“This isn’t a training exercise… unless the training is vibes.”

TONIGHT’S DEPLOYMENT

  1. Wed 6:00 PM Roll call at AJ & Kristina’s (Aug 5). Snacks. Meows. Questionable impressions.
  2. Feature 1 Indoors — Super Troopers. Phones on silent (or make them meow).
  3. Halftime Bathroom break. Stretch. Argue about best prank. Migrate outside.
  4. Feature 2 Outdoors — Super Troopers 2 on the projector by the pool & jacuzzi.
  5. Post-credits Hype the third movie. Assign homework: rewatch quotes until opening weekend.

EVIDENCE LOCKER · PARTY ART

Trooper sunglasses reflecting outdoor projector by the pool
Night vision: projector + pool edition
Movie night patrol cars and backyard projector party art
Official (unofficial) party poster energy
Popcorn
Contraband snacks — fully legal tonight
Outdoor event lighting vibe
Feature 2 lighting budget: *chef’s kiss*

TOP 10 · PRECINCT-APPROVED JOKES

Raunchy radio traffic. Memorize before roll call. (Also in the quote cards below.)

    RADIO TRAFFIC (FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES)

    🐱 MEOW
    🍩 FARVA HOURS
    🎬 DOUBLE FEATURE
    3️⃣ TRAINING FOR 3

    HOUSE / HIGHWAY CODE

    1. Meow responsibly. At least once. Preferably during a quiet scene.
    2. No spoilers for Super Troopers 3. It isn’t out yet. Still: no spoilers.
    3. Pool / jacuzzi: towels good, glass in the water bad, Farva-level hydration encouraged.
    4. Projector outdoor seats: claim your lawn chair early. Power move.
    5. Respect the hosts — AJ & Kristina run this precinct. Tip: bring a snack or a good bit.
    6. Shenanigans: yes. Actual crimes: no. This is a comedy night, not a traffic stop.

    LOCATION

    AJ & Kristina’s

    Super Troopers → Super Troopers 2 · Wed Aug 5 · 6:00 PM

    Indoors first · Pool projector second · Third movie hype always

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